News from the zoo...
Hello Sports Fans,
Apparently, there's a prize for the best fancy-dressed gorilla in the Gorilla run. I suggested to the trainer that I got all my hair shaved off and went as a bloke but he's having none of it. He says I'll get a chill on my kidneys.
As threatened, he got me out pounding the streets again on Sunday, I think he said we did 18 of those "k's" he's always going on about. It seemed a very long way but it was worth it because he's given me the rest of the week off to rest before we go up to Newcastle for the Great North Run on Sunday.
I'm on a new diet now to get me race fit. The trainer gives me three large tins of baked beans every day. They give me huge amounts of wind but at least they don't smell or make a noise. I don't think he's got the quantities quite right so yesterday he took me to the vet. The vet gave him a prescription that I thought would reduce the inflation of my stomach but apparently it is to clear my sinuses. Next week I have to get my ears syringed.
Look out for me on the tele on Sunday. I should be easy to spot, there are only 53 999 other idiots doing "The North"
I will be attending the annual gorilla reunion to compete in the Save The Gorilla's Race on September 2009. Click here if you're interested in joining me!
 | Author: | Michael Gorillaman (Michael Gorillaman's profile, Michael Gorillaman's blog) |
 | Posted On: | Wednesday, 16th September '09, 4:46pm |
 | Tags: | Distance Running, Marathon Training and Running |
 | Comments: | 0 comments, go to comments |
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